I wrote a letter.
It is a business letter.
Not even a creative letter.
I wrote it for you to use on your committee.
Did you read it?
Have you seen it yet?
Please tell me it is wonderful.
Not wonderful. That’s not it.
Please tell me it is The Best Letter That Anyone Has Ever Written.
Please tell me it is The Letter That Is Going To Change Everything.
I don’t write a lot of letters these days.
I wipe a lot of bottoms.
I sweep the same floor a lot of times.
I put the same clothes into the machine over, and over, and over again.
I really hope you like the letter.
Because I kind of stapled myself to it.